Poems

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Post 1 by Texas Shawn (The cute, cuddley, little furr ball) on Tuesday, 08-Aug-2006 14:57:40

WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 08-Aug-2006 15:10:43

lololol good one Shawn.

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Tuesday, 08-Aug-2006 21:13:36

lollol, love it!

Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 09-Aug-2006 0:21:33

That is so funny/true. Thanks.